I like things that make me laugh and these really made me laugh. Here are some pick-up lines that I found very amusing. Some of them funny, some cheesy and some just outright sick, and stupid so if you get offended easily then don't read.

"My friend had a really bad day. If you do something to make it up to him, I'll make it worth your while."

"I know milk does the body good, but DAMN [insert sex here], how much YOU been drinkin'?"

"Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"Aren't there any child labor laws in this business? What are you, about 14?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Im a dentist. You have great teeth. Want to have my children?"

"If your right leg were Christmas and your left leg were Thanksgiving, could I meet you between the holidays?"

"How much do you weigh? I say about 125, but my friends think youre more."

"The word for the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word."

"I love every single bone in your body, especially mine." 

"Well fuck me if I'm wrong, is your name Helga?" 

"Sweatheart, you make me want to get a job."

"Your parents must be retarded. Because you're so special."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer."

"If you were a squirrel would you play with my nuts?"

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances that I'll get head?"

"What you doin tomorrow night... How bout me?/Shall we dine or should I eat out?"

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from Heaven?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I'm like Dairy Queen baby--I'll treat you right!"

"Are you a parking ticket?"
"No, why?"
"Cos you've got FINE written all over you!"

"Do you work for UPS?"
"No"
"Then why do you keep staring at my package?"

"Do you have Italian in you? Well, do you want some?"

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?"

"Are you wearing a spacesuit, cos you've got a body that's out of this world!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together."

"I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs."

"Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!"

"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too."

"Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?"

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag!"

"Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter -- I stick to the roof of your mouth."

"I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag."

"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face."

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw."

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!"

"Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?"

"I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?"

"How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat."

"You look so good, when I saw you I had a hard attack."

"I hope you have a library card because I checking you out."

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you."

"Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb into a Trojan."

"Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?"

"You must eat a lot of lucky charms because you are magically delicious!"

"Is your daddy a thief?" ["No."] "Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?" [Watch for those yes answers]

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."

"My name's [your name]. That's just so you know what to scream."

[Grab his/her tush.] "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money."

"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house."

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge."

"Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?"

"Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying."

"I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!"

"Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!"

"Save a horse -- ride a cowboy."

"Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"

"I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?"

"Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne."

"No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?"

"Be unique and different, say yes."