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Well, here's where I'm gonna toss some random thoughts. You know, me being the random person I am. =) I'll be adding to this time to time, so keep your eyes open!

Why do we want to be alone sometimes, but never lonely??

Sometimes tea tastes a lot like coffee. Hmmm....

American guys are morons.

Bono is ALMOST as hot as my boyfriend, but doesn't hold a candle.

Wonder what would happen if a cat pounced on a squirrel?

Do we live? Or do we live because we have nothing else to do?

I wonder why there's two different ways to say the word 'the'. That confuzzles me.

Mickerz.

The Exorcist (1973) is truly the most frightening film I've ever seen.

Nozzer's epic story really impressed me. Mad props for creativity.

Why is my brother purring in the other room?

Why do we insist on making our lives so wonderful here on Earth...when we die is it really going to matter?

I hate people who insist on making their presence known by stomping around. Did I ask to work with elephants?

U2 won four Grammys. =)

I'm scared of that girl that sits across from me at work. I think someone takes a leak in her CornFlakes every morning.

My hands are cold.

Dusseldorf sounds a lot like a dork wearing a duster.

My leg itches.

Dude, where's my scar?

My leg STILL itches.

Sha la la la la la laaaaaaaa.

I'd give that ugly guy in the "Everyday" video (Dave Matthew's Band) a hug if he really wanted one. See? I'm nice.

Mickerz--hottie in a tux.

No, MaryAnn, your voice is not beautiful. I could NOT sit and listen to you talk all day.

I really need to change my ringtone.

I have tomorrow off. Mmmm....sleep.

"A little powder, a little paint, can make a girl what she ain't."

I love rock and roll.

Poop.

I wouldn't eat a cat, coz it's too fuzzy.

If practice makes perfect, and we're not perfect, why practice?

Why do psychics NEVER win the lottery?

Mmm...rolls and potato salad....

Pigs CAN fly! Just ask Suzanne!!

My head hurts....

My cat thinks it's a dog....honest.

Jeepers, creepers. Where did you get those peepers?

Mmm....goldfishes....

I rule. You suck. So 'ner.

Let beauty RULE!

I'm a stretchable flexible thingable wotsit.

Bellybutton.

My car is sooo dirty.

Bollocks (I love that word =)